I can’t believe I’m still on tumblr in the year of our lord 2019
MOVIES WATCHED IN 2018 ☰ Venom (2018) dir. Ruben Fleischer
“I have absolutely no problem with you sticking around, but if you do, we’re gonna have some ground rules, alright? You cannot just go around eating anybody that you want to.”
screaming at self to paint the fucking deer already
Here’s the fucking deer.
I scanned the fucking deer. I might post him properly on my art account, but here he is clearer for anyone that wanted to see.
Part of me didnt want to hit like or reblog because the notes were so beautiful…
But then i thought; this art is even more beautiful. And now hello 10002 notes.
This deserves a second reblog
the only acceptable jobs for spider-man
and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.
how about dog walker while in spiderman costume
you. you get it
im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just
he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background
Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle. I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”
rick riordan off the shits
rick riordan made his bones with pretty vanilla YA fantasy and then when he was too successful to stop hit em with the Muslim valkyries and the genderfluid homeless teenagers
my brain: remember when u were really attracted to the dude from phill of the future when u were a kid?
taviv ullman:
my brain: cuz u still are.
When he was on Disney channel he went by Ricky Ullman but then later went back to using his unambiguously ethnic Hebrew name and I’ve always thought that was very sexy of him
